- PutthebabyontheboobchangehisdiaperputhimontheboobchangehisdiaperputhimontheboobchangehisdiapercookcleanplaywithAlputthebabyontheboob… #
- Had high blood pressure. Doc told me to get more rest. Saying that to a new parent is like telling a one-armed man to clap. #
- My inability to multitask has me feeling crappy but apparently I rock at getting the baby to sleep when he’s cranky so there. Yeah baby. #
- 1) Hearing a BANG! where the aquarium is: Not good. 2) Seeing water on the floor afterwards: See 1). #
- It freaks me out how my nephew Afiq can sleep on the floor. No pillow. He just lies there like a corpse, face-down on the hard floor. #
- The whole cleaning & burying the uri thing was gross, but after watching Leen’s C-section I find myself somewhat immune to gross now. #
- I’ll be up till abt 5am doing some work & watching the baby. But the good news: from 5am onwards I can sleep the sleep of the dead. #
- Babycare in shifts is one of those ideas that can go bad real quick. Like throwing a surprise party for a centenarian. #
- So far, though, the whole shift thing is working well. 6 hrs sleep does suck, but it beats getting up every 2-3 hrs. #
- It’s bad enough my nephew sleeps on the hard floor, but he also rolls around and bangs into furniture & just keeps on sleeping. #
- Yeah I know he was really just shitting his pants, but the baby smiled at me and it was awesome. #
- On the night shift. Who’s staying up with me? #
- The baby’s sleeping next to me, the Internet works, & I’ve got a plate of my fave fried rice (crack on a plate kids I swear). Nice. #
- So I said to myself, ‘Self! Quit talking to yourself & go make me a coffee!’ And you know what? He did. What a sweetie. #
- That sleep I had from 730am to 130pm was only 6 hrs but wow it was the sleep of the dead I swear. Didn’t even get up to pee. #
- Ok is it really hot tonight or is it just really freaking hot tonight? #
- May go to register Aaron tomorrow. Not sure if I’ll spell his middle name Yusuf or Yusof. #
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